[15:20] @TheRebel> ELECTION RESULTS: rearange the letters: LIES LET'S RECOUNT
[15:21] @TheRebel> MOTHER-IN-LAW: rearange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
[15:32] @TheRebel> Public relations: Crap, built on lies
[15:33] @TheRebel> Deep Throat: Red hot tape
[15:33] @TheRebel> Playmate of the Year: Ahoy, a pretty female
[15:35] @TheRebel> Semolina: Is No Meal
[15:35] @TheRebel> Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
[15:39] @TheRebel> Saddam Hussein: UNs said he’s mad
[15:39] @TheRebel> Babe Ruth: he rub bat
[15:40] @TheRebel> and a bad taste one coming.....
[15:41] @TheRebel> Princess Diana: ascend in Paris/////end is a car spin
[15:45] @TheRebel> Conservatives – Craven Soviets
[15:45] @TheRebel> Liberal Democrats – A terrible old scam
[15:46] @TheRebel> New Labour – War on blue
[15:46] @TheRebel> Operation Iraqi Freedom: Er! Idiot Me! IQ of an ape!
[15:47] @TheRebel> I Believe in God – Die Big Evil One
[15:49] @TheRebel> another wrong un...
[15:49] @TheRebel> Diana Princess of Wales – Felon was pissed in a car
[15:55] @TheRebel> Gordon Brown: Wrong or bond
[15:57] @TheRebel> The Stig: The gits
[15:58] @TheRebel> WerewoflNL: Wren of well
[15:58] @TheRebel> and i cant spell :P
[15:59] @TheRebel> ScutterBug: Cutest burg
[16:00] @TheRebel> The Rebel: Belt here